Experts Agree That Pietro is the Elite Ball Knower of ACNH

Look, I understand why some people are perturbed by Pietro.

Those people are weak.

Pietro is a rainbow sheep dressed like a clown who walks around your island smiling like he knows something you don't. He has never once felt embarrassed in his life and I respect that.

Meanwhile, half the villagers on your island are wearing a plain T-shirt and asking you to catch them a sea bass.

The thing I like most about Pietro is that he brings mystery. He brings the vague feeling that your island was fit to host a circus.

He is perfect.